I have a sexy butt. A very fine, USDA-approved booty. I've been doing booty workouts, that's why it's so toned. I'm very proud of myself.
is the love of my life, and is the best artist ever, so please add her to your watch!
And me, not like I matter:
I'm an artist and professional bull-shitter extraordinaire!
I dwell in the obscure realm of both traditional and digital art forms, along with an estranged amount of artistic mediums (such as: film/digital cameras, video, oil paint, watercolor paint, acrylic paint, spray paint, charcoal, pencil, pen, ink and brush, furniture, prop-work and weapons, pen and tablet, printer paper, graph paper, lined paper, sticky-notes, my own skin, other people's skin, Notepad, Notepad++ for when I feel fancy, Microsoft Word when I steal it, gedit for Linux, GIMP, Paint Tool SAI, MSPaint, Adobe Lightroom when I'm allowed to hijack it, etc. etc.)
You will not find any specific style here, or any certain kind of artistic medium. I flourish particularly with art because, in essence, I can do whatever the fuck I want. If there's a day where I want to paint, I'll write. If there's a day I wanna' draw, I'll go take photos. I don't abide by your rules. My art will show itself in whatever way it so pleases. No morals. No code. Just art.
As tough and bitchy as I may seem, I'm actually pretty easy going. Feel free to call me out on mistakes and crappy work. I want the criticism. It doesn't make me mad, in fact, telling me my work is perfect will end up pissing me off. I love to talk non-stop, so if you ever get bored or need to hard-core rant, I'm all ears.
So now get your head out of your ass and get back to life;
I'll be here when you get back.